"isms"
Socialism - You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.
Communism - You have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and they may give you some of the milk.
Fascism - You have two cows. Give all of the milk to the government, and they sell it.
Nazism - You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.
Anarchism - You have two cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent, and steal another cow.
Capitalism - You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.
