later2nite (later2nite) wrote,

isms . . .

So, I finally get around to cleaning and organizing the bookshelves in my 23-yr.-old son's room, who recently came home from college and then moved out, leaving his old room a complete disaster. Stashed among his old college texts and notebooks, this is what I find:


Socialism - You have two cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.

Communism - You have two cows. Give both cows to the government, and they may give you some of the milk.

Fascism - You have two cows. Give all of the milk to the government, and they sell it.

Nazism - You have two cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.

Anarchism - You have two cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent, and steal another cow.

Capitalism - You have two cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.

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