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19 July 2011 @ 12:20 pm
9 WORDS WOMEN USE  
One of my very best friends, who is male, pressed this magazine article into my hand yesterday and walked away laughing:

THE NINE WORDS WOMEN USE:

1. FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. FIVE MINUTES - If she is getting dressed, this means a half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. NOTHING - This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with NOTHING usually end in FINE.

4. GO AHEAD - This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. LOUD SIGH - This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3.)

6. THAT'S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. THAT'S OKAY means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. THANKS - A woman is thanking you. Do not question or faint. Just say, "You're welcome."

8. WHATEVER - This is a woman's way of saying, "Fuck you!"

9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I GOT IT. - Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing herself. This will later result in a man asking, "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, refer to #3.
 
 
 
rznbloodrose: smilerznbloodrose on July 19th, 2011 07:46 pm (UTC)
hahaha... some of them are very true thanks for the chuckle :)
later2nite: write thislater2nite on July 20th, 2011 05:29 am (UTC)
You're welcome.
Pam81: Gale facepalmpam81 on July 19th, 2011 07:50 pm (UTC)
lol! This was funny! And terribly true ;)
Thanks for the smile =)
later2nite: write thislater2nite on July 20th, 2011 05:30 am (UTC)
Yeah, it's so true!
pet0511pet0511 on July 19th, 2011 08:04 pm (UTC)
See? We can say so much with just a few words! Easy words. Why? We had to learn to be understood in communications with men. Aaannd....we were successfull! OMG, we're sooo good!
LOL! Thanks and hugs, Pet
later2nite: write thislater2nite on July 20th, 2011 05:31 am (UTC)
I know, right? We're soooo good, it's scary!
toshiani007 on July 19th, 2011 09:36 pm (UTC)
***giggles*** Oh yes, that's true. Very funny!!! =)
later2nite: write thislater2nite on July 20th, 2011 05:32 am (UTC)
Happy to make you giggle!
Rena: Cat Too Funnyrainbow1907 on July 22nd, 2011 02:04 pm (UTC)
Thank you so much for sharing this with us!!! Hugs you, Rena :D
later2nite: write thislater2nite on July 22nd, 2011 03:54 pm (UTC)
You're welcome. I thought we could all use a laugh today.