What a great New Year's gift! I opened my mail today and found the creative product of your awesome mind. The special one-liner, the B/J pic, the personal message... all of it is made of WIN, just like you!
And in return, I give to you:
"What the fuck is going on with your hair?"
"It's for the Pink Posse arc. They made me do it. You're just gonna have to deal with it. You're not gonna stop fucking me, are you?"
"Do you think retarded hair could make me stop fucking you? Meet me in my dressing room after this stupid publicity appearance."
"Aww, you do love me! Retarded hair and all!"
"Um... don't push it, okay? Just keep your Santa hat on."