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22 July 2012 @ 12:17 am
Dear Randy, Will you marry me?  

(Drop dead gorgeous pic of Randy stolen from toto_too514, who swiped it off of IMDb. Yes, he's reduced us to common thievery.)

Dear Randy,

Will you marry me?

Don't worry. You can bring guys home any time you want.

I'll just cook and clean for you.

Oh! And I'm appointing myself your official personal shopper/wardrobe mistress.

I'll have all your red plaid shirts your clothes freshly laundered and pressed for you whenever you reach for them, not to mention an assortment of new crisp button downs in other colors for your selection. (Yes, this means no more photos going viral on the net of you at conventions, premieres, and on red carpets sporting wrinkly shirts.)

And I'll keep you supplied with all the fluorescent socks your little heart desires.

But most importantly, I'll guard that portrait of you in the attic with my life.

So what do you say? Wanna meet me at the chapel?

Your devoted fangirl,


P.S. I don't have Twitter. Wouldn't know how to tweet if my life depended on it.
Yvonne Reidyvonnereid on July 22nd, 2012 01:16 pm (UTC)
I just have one thing to say.....my invitation better be in the post lol :)
Huge Hugs,Vonnie xoxox
later2nite: nipple ringlater2nite on July 25th, 2012 07:27 pm (UTC)
Oh, definitely! All my close Lj friends will be invited. I know you'll all want to help us celebrate our big day. ♥