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22 July 2012 @ 12:17 am
Dear Randy, Will you marry me?  
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(Drop dead gorgeous pic of Randy stolen from toto_too514, who swiped it off of IMDb. Yes, he's reduced us to common thievery.)



Dear Randy,

Will you marry me?

Don't worry. You can bring guys home any time you want.

I'll just cook and clean for you.

Oh! And I'm appointing myself your official personal shopper/wardrobe mistress.

I'll have all your red plaid shirts your clothes freshly laundered and pressed for you whenever you reach for them, not to mention an assortment of new crisp button downs in other colors for your selection. (Yes, this means no more photos going viral on the net of you at conventions, premieres, and on red carpets sporting wrinkly shirts.)

And I'll keep you supplied with all the fluorescent socks your little heart desires.

But most importantly, I'll guard that portrait of you in the attic with my life.

So what do you say? Wanna meet me at the chapel?

Your devoted fangirl,

later2nite.

P.S. I don't have Twitter. Wouldn't know how to tweet if my life depended on it.
 
 
 
Cathy's Corner: randy con 2012-smilingbritinmanor on July 23rd, 2012 08:37 am (UTC)
Okay... First, What is the white thing on his arm and neck, and 2nd, if I REALLY thought he read this smut about himself, I would have hired somebody to run and catch him, and been accused of being an old perv years ago. (At least he's legal age now.)

But, I thought your letter was fabulous ♥ ~ Cathy
later2nite: in mid airlater2nite on July 26th, 2012 10:18 am (UTC)
The white things are his lamb ears, and a fuzzy white long glove that symbolizes his lamb feet.

Well, yes, ours would be a May/December thing - but I love him so much!

Glad you liked the letter. ♥