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22 July 2012 @ 12:17 am
Dear Randy, Will you marry me?  

(Drop dead gorgeous pic of Randy stolen from toto_too514, who swiped it off of IMDb. Yes, he's reduced us to common thievery.)

Dear Randy,

Will you marry me?

Don't worry. You can bring guys home any time you want.

I'll just cook and clean for you.

Oh! And I'm appointing myself your official personal shopper/wardrobe mistress.

I'll have all your red plaid shirts your clothes freshly laundered and pressed for you whenever you reach for them, not to mention an assortment of new crisp button downs in other colors for your selection. (Yes, this means no more photos going viral on the net of you at conventions, premieres, and on red carpets sporting wrinkly shirts.)

And I'll keep you supplied with all the fluorescent socks your little heart desires.

But most importantly, I'll guard that portrait of you in the attic with my life.

So what do you say? Wanna meet me at the chapel?

Your devoted fangirl,


P.S. I don't have Twitter. Wouldn't know how to tweet if my life depended on it.
Kmacorinakmacorina on July 25th, 2012 12:50 am (UTC)
Love it! Kisses
later2nite: deep throatlater2nite on July 26th, 2012 10:32 am (UTC)
It was kind of embarrassing to list all my 'selling points' like that, but I'm sure he'll accept when he sees what a good catch I am.

Happy you loved it. I'll let you know when our big day is. All of you guys on my f list are invited. ♥

*kisses back*

Edited at 2012-07-26 10:33 am (UTC)