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22 July 2012 @ 12:17 am
Dear Randy, Will you marry me?  

(Drop dead gorgeous pic of Randy stolen from toto_too514, who swiped it off of IMDb. Yes, he's reduced us to common thievery.)

Dear Randy,

Will you marry me?

Don't worry. You can bring guys home any time you want.

I'll just cook and clean for you.

Oh! And I'm appointing myself your official personal shopper/wardrobe mistress.

I'll have all your red plaid shirts your clothes freshly laundered and pressed for you whenever you reach for them, not to mention an assortment of new crisp button downs in other colors for your selection. (Yes, this means no more photos going viral on the net of you at conventions, premieres, and on red carpets sporting wrinkly shirts.)

And I'll keep you supplied with all the fluorescent socks your little heart desires.

But most importantly, I'll guard that portrait of you in the attic with my life.

So what do you say? Wanna meet me at the chapel?

Your devoted fangirl,


P.S. I don't have Twitter. Wouldn't know how to tweet if my life depended on it.
urugwaj: EQurugwaj on March 3rd, 2013 10:01 am (UTC)
I have not seen this before, but... Has anything changed in your relationship since then? Can others still have a chance?
later2nite: hustler barlater2nite on March 3rd, 2013 11:59 am (UTC)
Can you believe that I still haven't gotten an answer from my sweet guy? He must be REALLY CRAZY BUSY lately, because he just hasn't had time to get back to me.

I can't say that anything's changed in our relationship since my proposal - it's still sadly all in my head. *cries like a lovesick schoolgirl*

So I suppose others still have a chance, although I might just have to jump off the nearest bridge if he doesn't choose me.
urugwaj: blueurugwaj on March 3rd, 2013 12:07 pm (UTC)
He must be really crazy OR really busy ;)
Don't jump yet! We can jump together!